Forgoing logic for canine company, I decided to paint the kitchen without locking the dog up. The dog spent a good 2 hours napping on the couch before relocating to this choice position. As a result, she’s sporting a classy white stripe and Pasha-hair will likely be forever attached to the kitchen walls. (I painted over it. Texture!)
Good news: I declare the kitchen PAINTED.
Good news: White > Green
Sad news: The countertops are still ugly. I’m trying to decide if they are paint-them-ugly or replace-them-ugly.