John: Do you know what tomorrow is?
Katie: … Comedy Thursday?
John: OPENING DAY! Which, do you know what that makes tonight?
John: CHRISTMAS EVE!
The only reason we have cable is so John can watch the Cardinals. It’s the one non-negotiable in the marriage. I lobbied to have we’ll-put-our-dirty-dishes-in-the-dishwasher to be the one non-negotiable, but I lost. I’m a stadium fan, meaning I love to go to games, but I can’t get excited about cheering on a box.