A PITCHFORK. Do I need a pitchfork? How does one get a pitchfork home?
Is there a good way to justify a new vintage sewing machine? This one is so lovely.
Why does this house have two kitchens?
Oh lordy, this house has a greenhouse. I want I want I want.
Ew. Who buys old bras at an estate sale? WHY ARE THESE EVEN PRICED?!